Have you ever accidentally stumbled upon something so sinister, so evil, so disturbing that you just wanted to gouge your eyes out with a broken pencil and then bang your head repeatedly on a cinder block until you induced amnesia?
Me neither.
Until today, when I uncovered what can only be described as a foreign plot to sabotage the Packers in the most vile way possible. We're not talking about a harmless prank, like putting Icy Hot down McCarthy's pants. Instead, a member of the Green and Gold's life may very well be at stake.
I wish I wasn't the one to pass this on to you. Your lives would be so much easier if you were ignorant of what's brewing across the Pacific. But you need to know. So brace yourself; this isn't an easy truth to swallow.
Me neither.
Until today, when I uncovered what can only be described as a foreign plot to sabotage the Packers in the most vile way possible. We're not talking about a harmless prank, like putting Icy Hot down McCarthy's pants. Instead, a member of the Green and Gold's life may very well be at stake.
I wish I wasn't the one to pass this on to you. Your lives would be so much easier if you were ignorant of what's brewing across the Pacific. But you need to know. So brace yourself; this isn't an easy truth to swallow.
